Friday, October 23, 2015

Du Jour Means Crash Positions

"Our old teacher just called me.  They just lost their male actor." He texted.

She sighed and texted back "...she cast you didn't she?"

"She was talking to BW as well.  Hopefully he takes it." He said.

"BW won't take it.  He knows you will."

"Dirty pig fucker.  I wish PJ was available."

"Crazy husband.  Did you take it?"

"Only because I'm stupid."

"You are stupid.  It's adorable."

"Ugh, this character is like all of my worst traits amplified, plus a pothead"

"You mean like the kind of idiot who would take a role 9 days before opening night?"